My home has been compromised!
What was once a safe and enjoyable space to live and play, has descended into chaos. Why you ask? Because of the emergence of the “Daddy dinosaur”!
Terrifying, I know.
You may be thinking, “What on Earth is a Daddy dinosaur Evelyn?” Well, I will tell you one thing, I am now walking on egg shells constantly…dinosaur egg shells. It all started so suddenly. One minute, my Mammy, Daddy and I, were all sat in our kitchen nicely. Finding Nemo was on the TV. I had my snack, life was good.
Out of absolutely nowhere, my Daddy changed. He stood up, started creeping towards me slowly, his hands raised up by his head and he was growling. My first instinct was that my Mammy had finally sent my Daddy mad! But no! I quickly realised, that he had turned into a dinosaur, right in front of my eyes!
The adrenaline was pumping as I assessed what my next move would be. I decided it would be best to smile at it nervously, hoping that this was a friendly dinosaur. This didn’t work, it kept creeping towards me. My next choice, was to camouflage and hide. I was hoping the dinosaur couldn’t see very well. However, I was sat on a grey sofa, wearing a pink T-Shirt, so it was a difficult task and I was easily spotted. The dinosaur was now really close, so I was running out of options. My last resort, was to scream and try to run away. I spotted a gap and made a break for it!
I would love to tell you that this plan worked. That I managed to escape the house with my Mammy and we moved out and started a new life away from this Daddy dinosaur. But this was not the case. The Daddy dinosaur got me. It picked me up, threw me on the sofa and started tickling me. It was torture. Out the corner of my eye, I could see my Mammy just standing there smiling. What a load of help she was, I may have to rethink my escape plan and just leave Mammy to the dinosaur.
Quick as a flash, the dinosaur was gone and my Daddy was back. I was so relieved and massively confused over what had just taken place. Ever since, the dinosaur has kept showing up at my house. My Mammy and Daddy don’t know this, but I have started to put together a survival kit in my bedroom. I have been stashing some items that will help me with my escape plan.
So far, I have packed a Peppa Pig toy, 3 raisins, a ball, a shoe, a hair clip and a leaf. There are a few more items I need, but I am nearly ready to get out of here!
Anyway, I am doing my best to survive and quite frankly you should be very thankful I have had time to write this week’s diary, under such stressful conditions!
Maybe I will write another diary next week…if I haven’t already escaped!
Evelyn x
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